Dear Crazy Stalker Person who reads my blog trying to find my family:
I know that you saw the picture of my new house, and have spent hours combing real estate listings to find my address. And now you've found it, so you can come get us.
HAH! We aren't buying the house. The inspection was ghastly, and we're not rich enough to fix the problems (or insane enough to try).
It's not clear where we'll live now, but we're working on it. And my husband is working, and my mom is home to take care of me and my girls, and that's good enough for right now. You can start looking for us again soon,
Sincerely,
me